i can’t see/hear the phrase, “you’re beautiful” without the primitive part of my brain producing a perfectly clear rendition of James Blunt going “YAH BYÜTEHFA'AL”
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What they say:
There is a skeleton inside you.
The truth:
You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.
What the fuck
doNT
Well if you wanna get technical, you’re not a brain, either. You’re a collection of momentary and ever-changing electrochemical signals between different parts of the brain.
You are software on a meat computer in a bone shell in a meat suit.
“Ghost in the meat computer in the bone shell in the meat suit”
doot doot doot, 7 pages into this frye/reader fic and i have no clue where it’s going
asktheassassins replied to your post: okay but how tall are jacob and evie frye? like……
“According to Henry, Evie was the same height as Jacob. Given the wanted poster of Jacob on the Charing Cross Edition, she would be between 5’ 6” (1.68 m) and 5’ 7" (1.70 m) tall. The information on said wanted poster may be inaccurate, however.“ quoted from assassinscreed.wikia.co…
*squints at game* *whispers* they’re all so tiny
also lol i looked up that wanted poster and it also says he has a ‘foreign appearance’ and is 27-29 when they’re supposedly only 21? XDD I really want to know who was giving these descriptors to the police now, and why they chose those things
okay but how tall are jacob and evie frye? like… 5′9?? 5′7?? please help
I know that technically the leads of second person fics don’t have real names (though I cannot get used to the use of ‘Y/N’), but shh this one does. And if I get tired of avoiding writing it, I may just have to switch the whole thing to third person limited.
I am immensely happy with this lil nugget that started my current project.
You’d never found violence particularly attractive. But you had to admit… it looked good on him.
meanwhile, same universe different LI gets
Oh dear. Pretty.
when you decide to write a second person fic and then realize its been six pages and almost all of it having nothing to do with the love interest
most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved
- “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.”
- “let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.”
- “I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !”
- “I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.”
- “HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY”
- “Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?”
- Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge.
- *imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy”
- *laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO”
- “Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.”
- “You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.”

